If you wondered why the youth of America continue to lag behind the rest of the free world in math and science, please review Exhibit A, below. If Bevis had paid attention during sixth grade science hour, he’d have learned taking a bat to a home-made bomb and then standing in a puddle of ignited fuel would be painful. Especially in flip flops. Lesson learned. Maybe. Probably not.
The following is a list of links to help completely destroy your productivity at work this afternoon. Enjoy:
With Leather: More proof that cheerleaders are like the mafia. When you get whacked by a cheerleader, she doesn’t make a sound. You’re just dead.
Black Sports Online: I know O.J. Simpson seems like a cool guy who has it all together, but Hulk Hogan should try not to be like O.J. Killing your wife is bad. And pretty illegal.
Awful Announcing: Because I hate the Yankees and Bob Costas.
Midwest Sports Fans: A video ode to the retired John Madden. Warning: there is video of Madden calling a play in Super Bowl XL. I hate you Ben Roethlisberger.
Sports by Brooks: Tampa fans hock their free bling because looking like a goodfella went out with The Sopranos.
Trojan Wire: Esquire magazine profiles the fall from grace of former USC quarterback Todd Marinovich, who at the time was touted as the perfectly engineered athlete. If you ever thought, “Hey, I wonder if doing heroin would be cool,” your answer can be found here.
Friday, April 17, 2009
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